Freitag, 21. Dezember 2012

Türchen 21

Ho Ho Ho :D

Soo... es war schön mit euch, aber heute sage ich Tschüss...

Naja, ich meine ein Blog wird ja wohl nicht mehr viel bringen, wenn die Welt untergeht... oder?
Ne, ich mach nur Spaß! Heute soll es auch gar nicht um den Weltuntergang gehen... Oh eins noch, ich gehe heute auf eine Weltuntergangs-Geburtstagsfeier.
Das wird bestimmt toll :D

  Politisch korekkte Weihnachten

Heute hat unserer Englischlehrer eine Folie aufgelegt, die mich wirklich zum lachen brachte. Und das stand drauf ;)

  Dear Friends,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, (not too personal) and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, physical ability, religion or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him self or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


No trees were harmed in the sending of this message however; a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

Ich hoffe, ihr habt kein Problem mit dem, doch ein wenig schwereren Englisch und dass ihr genauso gelacht habt wie ich. :D



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